Jun 15, 2011

Magic 8 Ball, how I love thee

Written May 6, 2011

I handle irrational emotions like fear and insecurity by removing all logic from the situation. Trivializing the big questions on my mind has a way of keeping it all in perspective.

Things I asked my Magic 8 Ball mobile app today:

Are we going to get accepted to TechStars? Ans: Without a doubt
Will I become a respected technology professional? Ans: Without a doubt
Is this company going to have a successful exit? Ans: It is decidedly so
Is the man I'm dating going to break my heart? Ans: My reply is no

On a completely unrelated note, I imagined Bill Gates circa 1998 asking a Magic 8 Ball if Google was a legitimate threat to Microsoft and getting the response "Outlook not so good." Can someone with artistic skills please make a cartoon of this? Thanks.

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